Ever think you'd have a brother named fat Tony the Italian chef? Well, the impossible is now possible. Late breaking news reveals that the Greaser will finally put his grease to use ... in the kitchen. According to inside sources, King Cook plans on leaving the Rutgers business school and to enter their culinary arts program to become a chef. When asked what his specialty dish will be, he simply replied, "Me momma's meatballs!"
Monday, April 14, 2008
Culinary Artist?
Ever think you'd have a brother named fat Tony the Italian chef? Well, the impossible is now possible. Late breaking news reveals that the Greaser will finally put his grease to use ... in the kitchen. According to inside sources, King Cook plans on leaving the Rutgers business school and to enter their culinary arts program to become a chef. When asked what his specialty dish will be, he simply replied, "Me momma's meatballs!"
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Bushwacked: Late Breaking News
This just in. The New Jersey domicile was set ablaze by one Braniel Clark today.
At 6pm today, residents of a New Jersey home were aroused by a strange smell as their house began to burn. The house suffered smoke damage, a burned wall, and torched window drapes.
"I just smelled something weird. At first we thought it was the laundry, but then we realized it was a fire," Red Beard, the father of the home stated.
"Dad jumped up first. We entered the room where the smell was coming from and saw the curtains on fire," said Homerlicious, a son with a larger than average size head.
Earlier in the day, Braniel, another son living in the home, decided to air out his room by opening the window. But to open the window he had to move the curtains. And what better place to put the curtains than inside the lamp shade.
Several hours later, Homerlicious came into the room and turned on the light. He left the light on as he left the home because occupants were still present. The three were enjoying dinner as the heat from the light began to burn the wadded up drapes. Flames bellowed up the wall until smoke alerted the father.
"It just smelled so bad," he said. "Then the fire alarm went off. I grabbed the fire extinguisher and put out the fire."
"He was a real hero," stated Homerlicious.
The wall needs to be replaced as do the drapes. Estimated damages exceed $5,000.
"I don't know why it's my fault," Braniel said. "Homer should have taken the drapes out of the lamp shade. Don't people normally look for that kind of thing?"
At 6pm today, residents of a New Jersey home were aroused by a strange smell as their house began to burn. The house suffered smoke damage, a burned wall, and torched window drapes.
"I just smelled something weird. At first we thought it was the laundry, but then we realized it was a fire," Red Beard, the father of the home stated.
"Dad jumped up first. We entered the room where the smell was coming from and saw the curtains on fire," said Homerlicious, a son with a larger than average size head.
Earlier in the day, Braniel, another son living in the home, decided to air out his room by opening the window. But to open the window he had to move the curtains. And what better place to put the curtains than inside the lamp shade.
Several hours later, Homerlicious came into the room and turned on the light. He left the light on as he left the home because occupants were still present. The three were enjoying dinner as the heat from the light began to burn the wadded up drapes. Flames bellowed up the wall until smoke alerted the father.
"It just smelled so bad," he said. "Then the fire alarm went off. I grabbed the fire extinguisher and put out the fire."
"He was a real hero," stated Homerlicious.
The wall needs to be replaced as do the drapes. Estimated damages exceed $5,000.
"I don't know why it's my fault," Braniel said. "Homer should have taken the drapes out of the lamp shade. Don't people normally look for that kind of thing?"
Monday, April 7, 2008
Braniel
I'm sure you have seen some freaky images on the web before, but this takes the cake. Ever see that bit on Conan where he combines the pictures of 2 celebrities? Well here you go. I give you ... Braniel.
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