This Just In: 2 Wild and Crazy Guys

Sources close to home have recently informed me that two young gents in NJ have recently been staying out very late with love interests. One of the young men was reportedly out until 5am while the other didn't come home until the next night. I don't want to reveal names, but I will say that there were several chewed up cans in the area and a bottle that said, "Shrink your head to normal size in 5 minutes."