- Ladder
- Binoculars
- Flashlight
- Black ski mask
- Camouflage backpack
- Phone Tap
- Night vision goggles
- Digital recording camera with 10000x optical zoom
- Bionic ear (hearing device that enhances sound)
- Rogaine
- Levitra
- 50% off coupon for laser hair removal
- Life supply of teeth whitening cream
- 6 tanning sessions (no fake rub-on tan cream please)
- Oakley sunglasses
Friday, October 24, 2008
Bday Present Ideas For One Big Creep
Did you know that Cactus J Creeptastic's bday is on November 6th? The greedy pig has asked me to publish a list of gifts he is hoping for. Please respond in the comment section with the gift you plan on purchasing so we don't get the same things. Here they are in no particular order:
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2 comments:
these are some disturbing requests
what kind of part-time creep is he if he doesn't even have binoculars already.
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