Sticky Fingers Strikes Back

Some of you may be aware that Red Beard's ship was broken into yesterday. Reports couldn't be published until the investigation was underway. So far it has been determined that Red Beard's wallet and P-ronis' Nintendo Wii were stolen. The bandits were charging like crazy for nearly 12 hours until the banks finally canceled the credit cards.

There are several unfortunate events of this incident.

1. The front door was left unlocked. Billy Goat is believed to have left the door open as he went out to graze on some cans that were dumped in a nearby recycling container.
2. Goat and P-ronis actually heard the burglar break into the house. They heard the door open and someone walking around, but decided not to interrupt their video game to see what was going on. Instead, they decided to believe that Red Beard was sleep walking again. (A result of years at sea.)
3. Red Beard's booty was known to the neighbors. On his last expedition, Red Beard collected over 100 pounds of precious jewels and treasure. He was not discrete as he carried his loot into the house.

Police haven't been very helpful at this point, and it looks like the law will be brought to the hands of vigilantes. Long live justice!