- Fast Fingers Freddy: Sources report that one Mr. E Goat has sticky hands. Apparently the authorities were not involved but the damage was done. Long time girlfriend Rooskie Rosie has threatened to sever ties if he continues to try for 5-finger discounts.
- Warrant (not the band, the call for an arrest): Two individuals are having trouble paying tickets. One of these incidents has led to a warrant. Luckily things seems to be moving in the right direction and jail time seems avoidable.
- Honeymoon in Pennsylvania: New information points to the fact that P-ronis is now taking overnight trips to PA with a "friend." I can't reveal the identity of his friend because it is just too controversial right now.
- Honeymoon in Oregon and St George: Not to be outdone, Cactimus Primate recently returned from a 4-day trip with his girlfriend and is turning around and going straight down to St George for another 4-day trip.
- Back-hair gone wild: I haven't confirmed this, but sources tell me that a full mustache was found on Mustachio's back. It is in the shape of a handlebar and is red and blonde. Way to go!
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Latest Family Gossip
Several pieces of new info were recently released to me:
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i'm trying to think what 12 year old we have that would be stealing and then i realized that we don't have one even more humiliating. it's obvious who pronis is ducking out of town with- yeah real sneaky. i heard cactimus is just headed to the dessert for a family reunion
hey fag i told you that you couldn't put that up. One its not true two you're a fag. End of story.
I have been informed that a Salt Lake resident known only as the man-child is spreading absurdities over the internet.
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