Family Gossip Revealed

My source has provided me with some new information:

• Someone in the family has a medical condition. I only know that the person has an 'A' in his first name. Come forward my friend, let us help...and laugh.
• A certain peanut will be moving to Turkey to become a slave; well, a nanny, but what's the difference? We encourage her to take out some life insurance and purchase a gas mask, baton, and some running shoes before the trip or we might be left with peanut butter.
• One 'P-ronis' is apparently quite close with several girls. I have confirmed that there have been several make-out sessions with both.

That's it for now, but I did receive a teaser from my source and wait till you hear what's next!