I feel really disappointed in myself because I initially started this blog as a way to disclose the latest information on family members and friends. I have fallen away from my journalistic roots and need to get back! So here it is, the latest juice. Oh, and I decided to take a snopes approach to my research:
Claim: A certain sister allegedly provided Frappuccinos to Katie and Quin
Status: Unconfirmed
Origin: While at my house, Katie and Quin blurted out that Frappuccinos were gross. They then recounted a trip to Starbucks. At that time, their sister (who will remain unnamed) bought a Frappuccino to share. After some interrogation, the defendant admitted to buying a lemonade but refuted the fact that Katie was present. She also claims that she has only been in a Starbucks once. It just so happens that this incident was the one time she was in there. Hmmmm
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Claim: A prickly cactus has found true love
Status: False
Origin: This story originates as a result of the steady dating that has occurred over the past few weeks. From night clubs to long walks down the street, this Tomcat is on the prowl. I can confirm that several makeout sessions have happened recently, and my sources say that saliva was shared.
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Claim: Homerlicious returns to his old ways by sharing precious moments with his past flame
Status: True
Origin: Dancing Homer was said to be seen with his old girlfriend on at least 10 different occasions in just 3 weeks! This has been confirmed, and one witness reports that he walked out of his room with some lipstick smeared on his cheeks, ear, and 10% of his head - which is quite an accomplishment given the size of it.
These are just some of the recent claims. Look to my next report where I debunk a myth about a mustache, confirm the origins of a diet gone wrong, and clarify how exactly one man roams naked in his house.
Monday, March 10, 2008
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I am glad you are back to your roots, this is the kind of inside info I need being all the way out here. Thanks. Keep up the good work, I would like it if th efmaily historian folowed up on some of these leads.
1. I said I've only ever been to starbucks with my SISTERS once. I do go once and a while with my friends, they all get coffee fraps but i hate coffee i ALWAYS get the fruit fraps....which can explain weight gain
2. Katie is creepy and wasn't even there. creepy ryan and quin were there.
3. Im not that stupid to give those idiots coffee i know them well enough to know this sort of thing would happen.
1. I said I've only ever been to starbucks with my SISTERS once. I do go once and a while with my friends, they all get coffee fraps but i hate coffee i ALWAYS get the fruit fraps....which can explain weight gain
2. Katie is creepy and wasn't even there. creepy ryan and quin were there.
3. Im not that stupid to give those idiots coffee i know them well enough to know this sort of thing would happen.
this is good stuff. i love it.
Bravo sir. I will most definately be following up on some of these items to create acrchives and very likely some recreations. Lou, repeating the same denial twice isn't more convincing nice try, BUSTED!!!!!
It is clear that Chris has reached an all new level of homosexual activity. I'm glad to see that you have returned to thinking you work for a tabloid. Gives new meaning to your life i suppose.
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