Rocking out in my car...on my phone

I don't drive much, but when I do I love cranking up the music and rocking out to whatever song is on. But I don't want other people to see me doing that because then I feel stupid; I think other people look stupid when I see them doing the same thing. It doesn't make sense, but that 's what happens.

I recently came up with a good idea that will allow you to rock out and not look stupid. You need a cell phone to do this. Put the phone up to your ear, but don't call anyone. Crank up the radio and go crazy. People will see you but will just think you are yelling at someone. Way to establish authority while listening to music!