Wednesday, May 30, 2007

SURE BUDDY! – The Ultimate Insult

Thanks to The Greaser, we have one of the best insults known to man. The Sure Buddy insult is timeless and universal. Whether you are at the grocery store or speaking to a loved one, you can use Sure Buddy as a response.

When would I use it?
I just told you—anytime to anyone.

How do I use it?
I will explain through the use of examples.

Scenario 1: Your wife says, “Can you change the baby’s diaper?” You respond, “Sure buddy!” It is important to make sure you don’t look her in the eye when you shout this out because she won’t really know what you meant. Are you going to do it? Are you not? She will end up changing the diaper because she is thoroughly confused. Not only do you get out of changing the diaper, but you have the satisfaction of knowing that you pulled a Sure Buddy on her.

Scenario 2: Your boss tells you that he needs a report completed by Friday. As you walk away yell, “Sure buddy!” Once again, don’t look at your boss while you say this. He isn’t sure what you meant, but he likes the enthusiasm. He isn’t expecting you to do anything, plus you pulled off the Sure Buddy on him.

For added insult, add the “OK” sign as you yell out “Sure buddy.” There certainly isn’t anything more humiliating than the combination of the OK sign and the shout of Sure Buddy.

Do you have a Sure Buddy success story? Tell us about it. What other insults do you love?

"Poop"ify that Movie or Song Title

I think we can all agree that we like poop. In fact, we love everything about it. To promote and support "poop," I suggest rewording movie and song titles to include some poop term. For example:

Pre Poopified

Post Poopified

Forrest Gump

Forrest Dump

Mary Poppins

Mary Poopins

Smells Like Teen Spirit

Smells Like Teens Smeared It

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Harry Pooper and the Cornhole of Fire

Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day

Winnie the Poop has a Crustier Day

Diary of Jane

Diarrhea of Jane


I think you get the picture now. Come up with your own creative ways to spice up those boring titles.