Watch out folks. Whether you are in the shower, sunbathing by the pool, or nancing around the garden, there is a creep on the loose.
During a recent trip to Las Vegas, 'Papa-Red Beard-Razzi' struck out of no where with a new high powered camera that can pick up both audio and video. After several complaints, investigators seized 'Papa'razzi's bag and found dozens of questionable photos and paraphernalia.
One of the victims, Mustachio de Mustachio, said, "I felt really creepy. I was by the pool while my husband Stretch McRyan was lathering me up with some sun lotion and fruit sauce. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a creepy silhouette lurking about. If it hadn't been for the shine of his lens, we would never have known that we had been violated in such a heinous way."
Stretch McRyan added, "Plus I missed a critical NCAA game. I was not happy."
In a simple twist of fate and natural sweeteners, 'Papa'razzi recently escaped from jail by gnawing through his cell floor and tunneling over 2500 feet to freedom. He is suspected to be living near or under a bridge somewhere in the Hollywood area.
