12 Days of Christmas

Lou asked what everyone wants for Christmas. I already know, but won't come right out and tell you. Guess you have to figure it out. I put the answers to the 12 Days of Christmas song:

• 12 cans for biting
• 11 t-shirts with oversized collars
• 10 tanning sessions
• 9 bullet proof vests
• 8 selfish pigs
• 7 Beatles records
• 6 bags of candy
• 5 hair removal sessions!!!!!!!!!
• 4 cats to squeeze to death
• 3 bridges to sleep under
• 2 packs of mustache remover
• And a mad scientist kit to create an atomic bomb strong enough to send cosmic dust to the outer edges off the universe so the dictionary can be read in peace!