SURE BUDDY! – The Ultimate Insult

Thanks to The Greaser, we have one of the best insults known to man. The Sure Buddy insult is timeless and universal. Whether you are at the grocery store or speaking to a loved one, you can use Sure Buddy as a response.

When would I use it?
I just told you—anytime to anyone.

How do I use it?
I will explain through the use of examples.

Scenario 1: Your wife says, “Can you change the baby’s diaper?” You respond, “Sure buddy!” It is important to make sure you don’t look her in the eye when you shout this out because she won’t really know what you meant. Are you going to do it? Are you not? She will end up changing the diaper because she is thoroughly confused. Not only do you get out of changing the diaper, but you have the satisfaction of knowing that you pulled a Sure Buddy on her.

Scenario 2: Your boss tells you that he needs a report completed by Friday. As you walk away yell, “Sure buddy!” Once again, don’t look at your boss while you say this. He isn’t sure what you meant, but he likes the enthusiasm. He isn’t expecting you to do anything, plus you pulled off the Sure Buddy on him.

For added insult, add the “OK” sign as you yell out “Sure buddy.” There certainly isn’t anything more humiliating than the combination of the OK sign and the shout of Sure Buddy.

Do you have a Sure Buddy success story? Tell us about it. What other insults do you love?