Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Skipper Dan - Another Weird Al Video

I just watched this new video. It is an original and pretty good. I like the chorus and the song is kinda funny. It sounds kinda like Weezer.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

New Weird Al Video: Craigslist

Hey dudes. Check out this new video. Weird Al uses a style similar to The Doors.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Humiliation, Mary Jane, and a new Baby!

The line of communication between my source and me is officially open again. Here are a couple of tidbits:
  • Turns out P-ronis showed up to work today at 6:45am. He was supposed to be there at 6:00am, but he slept in. He raced to work only to find out that he was 6 hours early. To add insult to injury, he forgot his badge and couldn’t get into the building. Frantically, he called Chris and continually asked, “What should I do? No one is here. What should I do?” Apparently this is all somehow Hollywood Tom’s fault. “He did this to me,” P-ronis said. “He never told me when I had to come to work.” A related story also indicates that Hollywood Tom also forgot to tell P-ronis when he had to wipe – more to come on that. A fund has been created to help collect donations for a giant sized clock that P-ronis can wear around his neck.
  • Early sources also indicate that one P-nut is harvesting a littly wacky tabacky in California and selling it to pharmacies. When asked to comment on the situation, she indicated that this is indeed true. “I like heard that if you grow it and then trim a little off the top and sell it you can make a lot of money.” Experts are analyzing her response to determine if she misheard the question or if she is collaborating on a new song with Lady Gaga.
  • Finally, the biggest news to hit the wire is a report indicating that a new nephew or niece is on the way. Speculations are swirling, but betting lines are placing 2-1 odds on the King himself, 4-1 odds on Mustachio, and 6-1 odds on none other than the Goat. Asked whether or not this rumor could apply to him, the Goat responded, “No waaaaaaay!”

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Wii Play - Tanks

I have always thought that level 20 was the last level in Tanks, but two weeks ago I was presented with level 21, and then 22, and 23. It was crazy. Yesterday I played and got to level 50. I only had one guy, and my finger slipped off the remote, so I died instantly. The other tanks were blank and shot fast missiles. Did you guys know about this? I am too lazy to find out what the final level is - maybe one of you can tell us.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Melonoma - Another Medical Discovery

I know some people have been wondering what condition P-ronis has, and I am glad to announce that I have had yet another medical breakthrough. I call it Melonoma, not to be confused with Melanoma. Feel free to brush up on your medical knowledge by reading below.

Melonoma (pronounced 'melon' oma): a condition causing an unusually large head typically shaped like a large fuzzy melon. Those with this condition also typically have the intelligence of a melon.

Melanoma (prnounced mel'a'noma): a malignant tumor of melanocytes which are found predominantly in skin but also in the bowel and the eye.

As with Asburger's, the AMA does not currently recognize Melonoma as a disease, but we all know it when we see it.